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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:28 pm

Preparing for the 12th grade examination. (making tea :?:)



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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Wed Aug 10, 2016 11:59 am

Srok Thai vs Srok Khmer :mrgreen: AxeIcon





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Re: Khmer humor

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Re: Khmer humor

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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:10 pm

ហ្សុីហ្សុីន; sounds like the Khmer slang word for 'deflower a virgin'.
Perfect hotel for a first first date. :mrgreen: AxeIcon



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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:19 pm

Waking up early allows you to do a lot of work.
Waking up late allows you to do a little bit of work.

Smart people sleep 4hrs.
Rich people sleep 6hrs.
Poor people sleep 10hrs.
Pigs sleep full day.



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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:30 pm

How many spelling errors can one make on a billboard. Bang HeadIcon



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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:33 pm

Que¿
Phsar Kampong Kdor :?: Kdor as in penis :?:



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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:39 pm

Don't park your car in front of the entrance/exit.
Be polite and human.
The landlord will block your car in 2hrs.

:shock:



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Re: Khmer humor

Postby Loy9 » Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:43 pm

SvakoWHAT :?:
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ស្វាគមន៍ you idiot :!:



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